electronic male

coming for a visit - not a marriage proposal

2010-11-08T13:02:00.000-08:00

So I'm trying to figure out why I'm avoiding this email, because I clearly am.
I'm apprehensive about your visit, partly because I'm very worried about how little time I'd be able to give you,
but mainly because of what it means. I keep telling in myself that it's like a friend is coming to visit, because that seems to be the only thing that makes me not stress.
So then I wonder why I need to do that, because I care for you and I really do enjoy spending time with you.

It's kinda hard to explain why the idea of having a significant other installs panic in me, but that's what happens anytime I think of being attached to a person, and it just makes me avoid you at all costs.
I know you aren't pressuring me or asking for anything from me, it just that your actions suggest you want more than we have, and that's hard for me.
What I'm saying is that I've had a great time with you, and i've learned and grown being around you, but it was always something I felt that was transient.
That's not to say that I thought we would disappear from each others lives when I moved away. I'm not really sure what I thought would happen, I avoided the thought.
I suppose this is what you were getting at on the swings way back...

You had mentioned on the phone you wanted an indication about whether there was a potential we, or if you should be out meeting new people.
Please don't hold back from anything on my account, it's safe to say I'm not in the head space for a any kind of relationship in the near future.
I definitely enjoy having you in my life, and I really hope we can be friends for a long time, because our heads are both quirky enough to make a pretty effing delightful combination.
This isn't me saying you shouldn't come visit, but this is me saying that you shouldn't be investing yourself into a potential future of some kind between us. I'm just not there.

I know this email doesn't say anything profound or have any much input from me, it's just me letting you know what i'm thinking, and why i'm acting the way i am.
I hope you are having a great little break and getting some of your wonderful art done. What have you been up to? Really am sorry about how shit I am at the communications...
certainly not my strong point. Just being an ostrich. Take care for now

You're on my mind

2010-04-12T11:46:00.000-07:00

I think about you at least once every minute of my day. It's rather annoying...:)

sexy

2010-02-11T12:12:00.000-08:00

Well you've gone from cute to adorable to sexy as hell within a week...you scare me. :)

NO RAT TAIL, NO DEAL

2010-02-03T08:01:00.000-08:00

hey, you're kind of cute, actually. but i don't have a rat tail,
although i did dig that other guy's rat tail. this is what i really
look like (not that you'll like my real hairstyle any better). i
guess i should have fixed up more for the show. so do you want to go
out?

GET REAL, GET LOST

2010-01-08T09:21:00.000-08:00

would it be entirely inappropriate to say, that I miss you?
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not inappropriate, fruitless.

i don't get you.

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i'm not an asshole. maybe scared, who isn't? you scared me when i went to toronto.
then my life just took a weird turn, and now i live in the middle of nowhere, doing the middle of nothing.

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you blew it.

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i did blow it and i did change my whole life for a whore who screwed me over again.
i am awesome at making rash crappy decisions. i don't think you ever trusted me, your not good at that. beyond all of that, doesn't mean i didn't care about you.

autumn sweater

2009-12-18T07:59:00.000-08:00

Because it's Hanukkah, I will tell you what happen. The "gross STD-giver" fucked the sweater while it wore the cardigan and gave it something. They were so embarrassed that they split sometime in the night, never to be seen again. In the cardigan wearing sweaters' defense, they were drunk.

LEAVE ME ALONE

2009-11-04T06:39:00.000-08:00

writing to check in. coming off a wonderfully relaxing weekend. american nearly felt like canada must.

you still in town? any remarkable details to divulge? "why would i tell a fellow i hardly know."

not true. you don't know me at all. but that i'm american. and quite lowercase at that.

i hope you're well. maybe see you soon.

pick up lines don't work - stick to your literary references

2009-10-01T05:41:00.000-07:00

I like the Natural History Museum. I like to walk in and imagine Holden Caulfield was there only minutes before - erasing all the fucks in the Egyptian section (Bonus literary reference!)

As for the other reference: I said that my friend and I narrowed down your sexual proclivities (peccadillos?) as either a) whips, chains, leather, diamond encrusted dildos - you know, the kind of stuff we ALL have in our bottom drawers - or b) dressing up as a cat. You snuffed out the chains so that meant there was only one answer left.

You know what I just thought of? I just thought of the most interesting pick up line ever. I'm going to save it.

rocks tonic juice magic

2009-09-19T19:02:00.000-07:00

Provided that you met your ultra important, super duper pressing deadline this morning, I think you should chase the dragon again with
me tonight at K&M. Tasty tunes provided, yet again, by our mustachioed friend!

What do you think?

OF COURSE you are back together

2009-09-15T05:42:00.000-07:00

no one is more surprised than i am at how things have played out. if you can see where i'm coming from then hopefully you will understand why i had to do what i did. it's been months since i first wrote you that note and told you how i felt, and other then saying you cared about me, there was no indication of any romantic or sexual feelings. you may recall that before we hooked up it was a couple months since that last came up.

i'm only human and things just became too much too soon for me. i had to hit the reset button. at no point while we were together did i think that we were any more likely to date, or be a couple or whatever, than we were before it happened. that's honestly the impression i had of our situation. which is why i'm surprised and bummed out that this has upset you like it has now that it's over. so now i'm finding out that you were really into things and were coming around to the idea of us being together.

when you think about it we've been friends for way longer than we've been lovers so i really believe that we can fall back into our previous routine, more or less.

though it won't be exaaactly the same. so, i have to tell you that **** and i are something again. this just happened yesterday. what i need for you to know is that my decision to end things with you was made entirely independent of what's happened with her. i can say to you with complete confidence that i still would have ended things with you regardless of her. i can't make you believe that though.

i'm sorry. there's no other way to put it. i never knew what it was like to be blown away by someone until i met you. you are incredible. i want to know you for the rest of my life.

inadequately yours,

I AM NOT CRAZY, I SWEAR!

2009-09-01T04:51:00.000-07:00

what the fuck, young lady? you so openly provide your email to thee to, then, withhold reply to my utterly charming memo. wasn't it? do you think i might be crazy, with the uncalled-for beard and aloof smoking posture? if i may say so, i am not crazy. me saying.

regardless, i thought to seek a little content to the form. genuinely curious as to what you're writing. if not, a piece of humanitarian advice: humor the next one you spell it out for and CONTRIVE the email address. therefore, you'll be immune from any of these self-pleasuring second email diatribes.

any which way, good morning. north america couldn't be more beautiful, today.

Thanks for introducing me to Boston babes

2009-08-28T15:41:00.001-07:00

good afternoon. it's me, the dude from legion who provoked talk of hockey between you and the bostonians. how did the night proceed? mine, easily. as well as longly.

Drink 'Til We're Gone

2009-08-28T15:26:00.000-07:00

LOL... if you like free booze and good music you should come to my house. Admittedly the party scene in my apartment is limited but you get better alcohol :)
Do you have any plans for tomorrow night? we can get some beers and go see a movie. I got half priced tickets for pretty much everything and you have a talent for booze smuggling.

RIP cat, weird dude

2009-08-14T05:46:00.000-07:00

I just wanted to see if you're doing alright, or the best you can be right now. I want to call you but i know you need your alone time to grieve, so just call me if you need to talk, or just want to hear from me. I don't want to crowd you right now. But just know i'm thinking about you non stop.

Always remember you gave Pepper an amazing life, one far better than most people can give to one of their animals.

Keep your head high my little lady.

Stage 5 clinger

2009-08-14T05:41:00.001-07:00

kind of got the impression that I annoyed you when we were last on the phone with each other. I don't know, maybe I'm just over thinking it a little.

So yeah, hopefully that isn't the case. I don't know, call me when you can I guess.

And sorry if I did annoy you.

miss you.

xoxoxo

watch your heart or it could be stolen by lonely boy

2009-08-09T14:29:00.000-07:00

i'm sad you're gone, and that i didn't get to say a proper goodbye. especially after such short notice that you're both leaving, and single. it's a shame we couldn't share a little last night in town snuggle. you'll be the first to know when and if i decide to take my chances with wine.

miss you, you know you love me! xo xo

street fighting man

2009-08-07T18:24:00.000-07:00

I just got mugged hard in Phnom Pemh== beat to hell; destroyed shirt, broken fingers and stolen phone. Details when I am on a decent computer. Ouch!
I found the guy and brought two bamboo shoots-- didnt matter. He disliked me more than I disliked him-- my body feels like shit.

---

ya= walking home, pilled out. on my phone. he came up and asked if i wanted a moto taxi and just started punching me. i landed one on him, beefore he had me on my back, kicking my chest, back and face. thought i was going to die. didnt get my camera though. i got up and ran towards his friend on the moto bike-- he pulled out a big butcher machete cleaver. i ran after the moto like an idiot. finally grabbed 2 bamboo sticks and went to the snooker club where the gangs hang out. that was foolish. i had a shirt completely ripped down the front-- juist fucked up and sleeves. bare chested. i dropped one stick, while arguing with some guy-- there were 40. then, the guy spotted me before i saw him and he came up and punched me. i hit him with the bamboo stick, before he bowled me over and everyone pulled him off me. i said, i just want my phone. 20 dollars? its a phone that a girl at my work let me borrow. he ran at me again-- i finally just walked home.

2 broken fingerss-- big bandages on chest., back and eye. i was dumb to go back and look for it. in a country this poor, those in poverty have no consequences. if they would have killed me, who would have cared-- scary world.

least they didnt get my camera. i cant type with my hand all fucked.

love is hell

2009-08-07T08:42:00.000-07:00

I don't even know where to start. First of all I wish I was with you so I could slap and hug you at the same time.

Live for yourself first and foremost. I know what you are going through. I can't say I'm in your shoes but I know what you are going trough. You worked hard for a career and you had it taken away. You worked hard not to be in debt and now you are knee deep in it. You worked hard for a good relationship and now you don't have one. Well guess what it gets better. You will find another job that you love beleive me. You will get out of debt. Everyone has debt once in their life. I know you don't like it and it makes you feel nervous since you always had issues with money/debt since you were young but you will get out of it. As for being in love, YOU of all people don't need to worry about that. I know things may seems shitty especially now but I don't know if you noticed dudes LOVE you. Granted it may take a little time to find one as good or better then **** and what you guys had but guess what it WILL happen. So get your head out of the gutter and LIVE your life. You moved to **** for a fresh start so go and start it. If it doesn't work out move back to ****, or move to Machu Pichu where ever you need to go. Where ever you go you should probably know that you will always be loved by at least one person. Well one and a half I'm counting **** as a half right now.

Things are always darkest before they get brighter, remember that. Soon it will be so bright you will need to wear sunglasses at night and have a excuse for it.
love always your bfff

YEAH AND YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT

2009-08-07T04:18:00.000-07:00

Your are the love of my life. I miss you every second.

hey yo

2009-08-02T18:15:00.000-07:00

I'm not apologizing, I'll just say we're even for you making me go on a walk of shame this morning in a cat fur t shirt. Peta drove by and threw a bucket of red paint at me.

I think he already took some xanax

2009-08-02T17:19:00.000-07:00

is it just me or are you up at weird hours of the night?
i am headed to a "punk night" in phnom penh-- wonder what it has in store for me. regardless, i have a pocket full of xanax that i picked up for $2.50, so the night should be okay. it's weird spending US currency here. in some ways it legitimizes everything, instead of spending "play money"-- as i have the past year with pounds and euros. on the other hand, it just reinforces the whole ex-pat situation which kind of sickens me. you meet these old white men who talk about this country like it's a play ground-- not a foreign culture and population. i really hate most ex-pats i meet, and avoid them in most situations. i met a shitty south african and an english guy in the border town and they disgusted me. today, i met a really nice guy from maine who really improved my perception. i guess it's situational. i am just not into sex tourism and 'the most american sub sandwich!'

i guess you do have a tendency to weird guys out. too bad.

i don't know what it is, but i love TO. except for nearly everyone i know being out of town, that trip i had there last summer was absolutely amazing. speaking of, when i was in prague 10 days ago (!?), i saw the same bands that i went to see that night i stayed with you in toronto. it was really great. same situation-- seeing my favorite metal/punk bands from backstage. (my life is retarded.)

okay, out for the night. <3

one day we'll share a bottle of wine

2009-07-30T20:20:00.000-07:00

I assume things are better in the heartland? (a little double entendre for both your feelings and the state of new jersey, as referenced by the likes of bruce springsteen and jon bon jovi)

no call on an anniversary? what is that shit?

and that's a rap

2009-07-28T05:28:00.000-07:00

Well we didn't have the greatest talk cuz you were so exhausted,
but don't worry my little dear I haven't gone and lost it.
Your titties are so supple like a swollen pot of honey
And thank god you'll have sex with me cuz you still find me funny.
There's no one else I'd rather be with winter time or fall,
There's no girl anywhere near you, no need to try them all,
There's something that I want to say but I don't have the nerve,
Ah fuck it here it goes: My cutie, you're the one I lurv.

I found out he was in jail from fb...he's my "bf"

2009-07-21T05:29:00.000-07:00

I was put in there because I had an upaid peeing in public ticket which I thought was a warning from last year. Was there for 24 hours only to have them realize is was a complete misdemeanor and charge with nothing and let me go. Total bullshit
I am fine
Hope everything is good with you.

after two weeks of silence

2009-07-21T05:28:00.000-07:00

I will make some time to talk to you tomorrow or a day or time when I can get in touch with you

Sorry for not responding, I shouldn't be rude to you. I apologize

The only living boy in New York

2009-06-13T15:02:00.000-07:00

I decided a few hours ago to take a greyhound to NYC for the weekend. I felt you needed to know about this. Hangs early next week?

like a rolling stone

2009-05-26T11:22:00.000-07:00

Figured I'd message you before I got on the plane. Just in case ;)

Sitting here drinking beer super psyched to see you. As is completely excited. So funny never thought I would be this happy to see someone unless of course it was like lynard skynard. Or the rolling stones in the 60's

None the less I'm glad its you Ms. **** that I'm boarding a flight for.

well I guess that's that then...

2009-05-17T07:14:00.000-07:00

-What are you so angry about?
I'm not.

-Last time I saw you we hugged and everything was cool.
That's what I thought.

-I haven't even been around so you should at least tell me so I can explain or defend myself.
You don't have to. I don't care anymore.

-Is someone spreading shit or something?
I heard some things.

for a bad time, call...

2009-05-15T08:54:00.000-07:00

hey whats up im mike im out here for school for 2 months im just looking for a girl to chill wit...and you look dam sexi ....so holla at me ...ill show a good time my cell is 1(570)******* holla at me

chicago is so last summer

2009-05-15T08:48:00.000-07:00

today, i bought a ticket to chicago for november-- meet me there?

you're welcome to watch me work, but like i've said before, i'd make time to see you. i'm in the middle of NC, so that is a ways from even the close part of Tennessee; that being said, you're certainly welcome here.

and, really, we could find a casa loma equivalent anywhere...

He's MIA

2009-05-15T08:30:00.000-07:00

I am sorry. I want to know what you're doing. I miss you a bunch. Just not use to emailing all the time. If I could call you, I would dial you constantly. I really wish it was this weekend I was coming to see you. I am very excited to see you. I think about you all the time.

Love you

miles away

2009-05-11T14:25:00.000-07:00

Sorry it took me so long to write you back. My only excuse for this is my tragic, rare condition that makes it really hard for me to reply to emails from incredibly attractive girls from Canada. It also causes my first paragraph to be nauseatingly cheesy.

To answer your question, the reason it's so hard to find work in this country is because it's run by idiots, and those idiots have ruined our economy, and job market, and now there's gonna be an apocalypse, and we're both gonna have to form a biker gang that hijacks fuel tankers to survive...based on what know about apocalypses, anyway.

Speaking of screenings, In the 1 in 100,000 chance you're in Vegas right now, you should come to the Palms with me tomorrow for the premiere of Thor at the Bus Stop!

Alright, well, hopefully you'll respond slightly faster than I did. It was good hearing from the pretty girl I talked to on the phone for two hours like 4 years ago.

howdy, pardner

2009-05-04T18:59:00.000-07:00

I am so bored. Miss my partner in crime. I just realized how much time we spent together. And how much time I spent by myself before that doing nothing!

Bummeerrrrr.

you're like sooo sarcastic

2009-04-29T08:41:00.000-07:00

Yea.. I had to get drunk in order to be turned on by you.

I just love how u think guys are so into you... you think i was heart broken over you for this long!?!? You need to get over yourself *****.

Well maybe your ex Mark took forever getting over you. Mark who looks like a creepy pedophile and who had zero personality - sat in the corner like a pylon in social settings. Guy couldn't land another chick for years cuz he still lives with his parents! Real loser!

Then Brad never got over u cuz he's passed the point of no return. He's fucked his marriage and kids over - has to hold on to you to justify what he's done. Otherwise he's left holding his dick in his hand.

I on the other hand, am already dating a 25 yr old exotic skinny italian model - because i'm so heart broken over losing u.

But I can't hear you calling me a pathetic loser, because at the age of 29 I just financed a brand new Audi premium luxury sports car that goes fucking fast.

The loser pic of me below is the result of dropping 17 lbs of fat and gaining 4 lbs of muscle from the personal trainer i see 5 times a week. Because life doesn't go on after *****.

Oh well, glad Brad turns u on. I hope he still does when 40% of his pay goes to child support and alimony payments. Look on the bright side, he'll be saving with his car insurance from Grey Power in a couple years.

Have a nice life! you'll learn one day!

always yours

2009-04-29T08:17:00.001-07:00

Didn't mean to get in a argument with you! I love you, just thought you would be happy I found an awesome place so easily. You don't have to worry about me, my heart is yours. (And my penis)

three's a crowd

2009-04-22T13:16:00.000-07:00

Editor's note: The first email was sent from a boyfriend to a guy his girlfriend cheated on him with. The following email is from the other guy to the cheater and her boyfriend.

Hey Dude,
So, I hope you had fun fucking my girlfriend last night. You must feel pretty good about it considering how drunk she was. If you ever want to chat, stop by ******* and we can have a heart to heart.

Anyway, have a nice day!

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**** & ****,

You two obviously have issues that need to be addressed amongst yourselves, contacting me won't be of any help to you.

Guy: Judging from the email below it looks like you have been misinformed.
Girl: I think its best that you get rid of all my contact info.

Best of luck.

I just wanted a coffee

2009-04-11T07:46:00.000-07:00

I'll give you a double double. In the back seat of my car. I may or may not be drunk/ high right now. Unfortunately in cottage country. Not fucking *** in the back seat of my car territory.

it's 4 am and he's looking to score

2009-04-11T07:38:00.000-07:00

I am hammered f]drunk at 4a ]m right now,,,, no druigs though,, why aretn uyloiu here?. such busllhsit i wann t to cuddke right now,

miss younnd love you

get out of my van halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up

2009-04-02T06:49:00.000-07:00

i went to long and macquade but couldnt stay more than 30 seconds. some douche was playing a van halen solo, so i had to leave asap.

im home now, just having something to eat, then will do laundry.

I thought there were 365 days in a year?

2009-04-02T06:40:00.000-07:00

I DO like splendor. Very much so. I want lots of it, 24/7, 360. . Unfortunately this 'downturn' is restricting my activities. I rarely go out or even hang out with friends. So don't take things personally.
All the Best

I'm not organic enough?

2009-04-02T06:37:00.000-07:00

I'm not going to change for you or get a job- I just think I need to find a more organic love... I've already been hanging out with Melissa

guys are jerks

2009-03-21T07:02:00.000-07:00

so yeah....nicwe meeting you always up for meeting new people....but ah....i have a gf so shouldnt be saying so but.....your fucking sexy..had anothe re thought but ill leave it out. ;]
drunk so no goodanyhowser ... Peace sista

sometimes I want to go home

2009-03-21T07:00:00.000-07:00

I miss you tons too, and wish you were back in the tdot, its really not the same without you. I just walk the streets aimlessly asking short italian girls to nag me from time to time..........xoxo

nothing says love like booze + a dive bar

2009-03-11T20:12:00.000-07:00

I remember , I do love you

good hang

2009-03-10T18:58:00.000-07:00

Good fun hanging out with you last night at Arlene's. I like that we exchanged a bit of writing, even if mine was previously composed! Radiohead must have been an amazing first concert. I bought OK Computer the day it came out. Very rare that I do something like that. My first show was Beach Boys. You know, I didn't pick it myself. I did sometime later get into Pet Sounds for a while. I often hear Sloop John B as a punk song done by The Ramones maybe. Not such a big stretch, I'd say.

go away, dude.

2009-03-10T18:55:00.000-07:00

i sent the package while i was single and i can't say i love you? what happened to the unconditional love you have for me? you just wouldn't say it once you're with someone? like sure i can understand how it might look shady but it really isn't, i jsut thought you would like those pictures. sorry i sent them i guess. i know i can contact you outside of aim i just didnt think you wanted me to contact you. if you must know, i didn't even know this girl while we were together. you can't say our relationship was bullshit, you were there i was there, it certainly wasn't bullshit while we were together and you know that. the time and effort we both put into it, you know it wasn't bullshit. i dunno where we stand now, cause since you deleted me off your online persona i thought that kinda meant you were done with me, cause i really didnt it think it was some big issue to be "friends" online haha. so i dunno where you're at it.

Germany

2009-02-08T05:31:00.001-08:00

Marru me in kolgn germany

5 years later

2009-02-05T08:43:00.000-08:00

It's me Alfredo :) Your ex roommate.. I always wanted to maintain a friendship with you. Over all the past years I have thought about you and Rita. Maybe you can add me here and we can say hi from time to time? I have graduated university and started my own Internet business. I'm trying to be a success and make a difference. Anyways I miss you.

Alfredo "Freddy"
Un Abrazo

*Editor's Note: I received an email from this random guy five years ago, while I was in college. I thought someone from my program had sent it to me as a joke, knowing I would probably open it in class. A friend read it out loud and we all laughed. I recently changed my status to New York, NY on Facebook and received the above email from the SAME guy summing up the huge email he had sent me years ago. I responded with "honestly, you still have the wrong Antonella" Check out the original email here. Poor guy, I hope he finds her.

I'll think about it...

2009-01-27T09:31:00.000-08:00

I know I'm not your favorite person right now but I'm still very sorry.

Can you find it in your oversize heart to forgive me?

New York gets pretty heavy, girl I hope it doesn't crush you

2008-12-18T19:02:00.001-08:00

Two summers ago when we met, if I had any sort of a ticket, I must have fallen asleep at the station. I realize now that I have missed the train, probably because I’m too busy catching busses and planes. Perhaps next time I should ask you on an epic date before your friend has the chance to plan the same gesture as a Christmas present. While I may have missed my chances twice over now, hopefully we'll have another shot at reconnecting somewhere down the line. Consider this a rain check for world famous vegan breakfast.

I'm always yours.

2008-12-16T08:40:00.000-08:00

what do you mean the better times? i mean i guess the last years have been alittle rocky between us but i mean we are talking now right? and well we always seem to come back to each other at some point and make up. we just like each other too much. so yeah dont make it sound like we wont ever talk agian!

I wanted an apartment, not a date

2008-12-06T14:59:00.000-08:00

How are you ? I am following up on your inquiry for the room avail a little while ago. Unfortunatley I decided against renewing the lease for the 2bedroom apt I had for rent and ended up getting a studio for myself.Howeverafter reading your email, I found you cool and easy going and someone I would love to get to know. I was intruiged,so wanted to write you back.

Just to introduce myself and let you know some more about me I am 27, easy going, laid back, but outgoing at the same time Physically I am about 5'11,165lbs, light skin, dark brown eyes, dark full hair and of Latin and east Indian mix mom from brasil and dad north india (cute and handsome I am told :) ).I was born and raised in Long Island, NY but moved here to manhattan about 9 years ago. I work for a financial firm in Manhattan as Vice President of strategy and product development Love my job, and I have worked hard to be where I am today.

I like all kinds of music, to dance, and just go out and have fun I like to go to dinner, travel to nice places, play sports and just walk around the city.Have a passion for languages and learning about various cultures I also can speak multiple languages ( 7 in all ) I am currently unattached looking for someone nice, who enjoys life,is able to carry a conversation, has goals, and is not into any games with a companion I would like someone to share good times with, to trust and just have fun together If this is something that intrests you please email me back with more on you your hobbies/ interests . How is the apt search going ? i know it can be tough to find a decent place here so if there is anything i can do to assist please let me know. I appologize if I offended you in anyway by writing back in this manner.

Hope to talk to you soon !

no shit

2008-12-02T08:26:00.001-08:00

Sorry my last email was so grumpy! I shouldn't be answering emails before I drink coffee!

good things come to those who wait

2008-11-28T17:32:00.000-08:00

romanticism is the view of the way things ought to be not how they are.
so im saying im going to wait, if i wait, regardless of your actions.

Drunk as Fuck

2008-11-28T13:40:00.000-08:00

I'm so high anbd drunk fuck [name] was right whren he said you weree gbeautfiul that night we shared din din with them and ate salmon. God damn I miss you, god damn.

reach out and touch faith

2008-11-26T15:37:00.000-08:00

I know you're down on life right now and it sucks 'cuz you're a big part of me coming out of a serious spiral. I don't suppose that gives ya anything to smile about or be hopeful for does it? No one has ever taken interest in me, even when i was begging for it, I've never been reached out to like you have.

don't ask for permission, beg for forgiveness

2008-11-26T00:00:00.000-08:00

i owe you an explanation in regards to what happened on saturday night. you probably saw me with another girl, and in hindsight, it was awful of me. because you and i have recently been talking and hanging out, you likely had different expectations of me. my behaviour that night was inexcusable and i'm sorry for that. honestly, i wasn't thinking about anyone but myself. i feel sick to my stomach about it.

all i can say is that i'm writing this to you because i think you're a great girl and i've always enjoyed your company. i'd like to continue being friends with you, but i can understand if you feel differently about that.

i must say, you were looking so stunning that night, that when you showed up, i was kinda speechless. really.

if you care to talk to me, call me me anytime.

all so new

2008-11-09T09:07:00.000-08:00

Just incase you dont MSG me back before you crawl your drunk ass in bed tonight I wanted to say goodnight... Tonight I felt as if I might of had a girlfreind... And crazy as it is for me I mean that in a good way! I cared more about knowing you were having a good time then if I went out or not... I assume that's something I'm gonna feel often hahah very unselfish and soo not like me.

it's happening, baby

2008-11-06T17:17:00.000-08:00

you only want me when you cant have me...i like it.

I don't follow...

2008-10-18T16:28:00.000-07:00

Ciao sono fabrizio di lorenzo di una frazione di vastogirardi provincia di isernia. Ho parecchi parenti a toronto di cognome lombardi sei mica originaria della frazione villa san michele o roccasicura? ciao

cigarettes, wedding bands

2008-10-13T18:54:00.000-07:00

So, I wasn't sure about whether or not to tell you
this, but I know that you will eventually find out,
and I would rather you hear this from me than someone
else.

I proposed to ******* last night and she said yes.

I am only telling you because I am respecting your
wishes of wanting to hear it from me if it ever
happened.

Anyway, I'm not sure what else to say, but I hope that
everything is going well for you, and I wish you
nothing but happiness in your life.

Take Care

I want you, but I don't...

2008-09-26T08:22:00.000-07:00

I wanted to write to you and clarify a few things, im sorry it has taken me this long, but my life is my life..

I want to first thank you again for the birthday surprise, although im not sure how much you will still want to go with me in feb. I am truly happy with just the thought.

Some of the messages you sent me really bothered me and concerned me. which is astonishing in itself because in most other cases i wouldnt have cared. just replied "fuck you" and deleted your number. Maybe there was some sort of confusion on my part. but last time I checked you were in a relationship with someone else. So my "caring" for you has always been in accordance.

I dont know how to explain how i feel about you, sometimes I feel like your the answer to all my questions. Sometimes I feel like you may be the one person who understands me. And some days i come home and the thought of loving someone and being loved back is too disgusting for me to handle. I get sad without warning and distance myself from the world.

Maybe thats just too much for you to handle. But you have always known who I am and what my life is about.

Basically what im saying is, there is alot of my life which is unpredictable and because of this, I fly by the seat of my pants and follow my natural feelings and reactions. I do not deal with drama, or anything i feel is a waste of time I dont have. YOU ARE NOT A WASTE OF MY TIME. However, sending me cranky text msgs assuming my feelings is and thats not going to fly.

I live 24 hours a day and if you would like to be a positive contributor to my 24 hours each day, I am more than happy to have you as a part of my life, and look forward to being a positive influence on your days aswell. But if your going blame me for what I DO or do not feel, I have to just say enough.

Im sorry if this comes across as angry, or too in your face but in hopes of keeping you a part of my life I wanted to put my feelings on the table for you to see....
I love you, i want to do things with you ive never wanted to do with another person. I hope you feel the same.

the whole truth and nothing but the truth

2008-09-16T13:21:00.000-07:00

so saying that things are pretty fucked up between you and me would be somewhat of an understatement at this point... i just want to tell you that i am very willing to be an adult and will talk to you anytime. there is just one thing i want to point out and that is... if you would have been up front with me from the get go this wouldn't be that big of a deal to me. but you kept
deceiving me, by not telling me the whole truth. that doesnt justify my actions. i thought that things between you and me might be going somewhere and had no idea how much you wanted to be with *****. i was under the impression that things between you and him had cooled off, since thats what you told me that night when you were down here with ****** and *****. nothing could make what i did acceptable, and i am utterly ashamed and 100% sorry. i cant say sorry enough. remember when you and ***** broke up and you called me because you needed someone to tell you how amazing you are, well as unbelievable as it may seem im still the person to call if you ever need to hear that...

je t'aime means i love you...

2008-08-25T07:07:00.000-07:00

I got your postcard, by the way, when I got home last night. That was really sweet of you to send something - thanks. I must say, though, I got a kick out of getting a postcard in an envelope. That made me crack up for some reason. In my defense, I'm easily amused.

I was looking through some of your pictures earlier - they're really nice - especially the shot of you kissing Oscar Wilde's tomb. For the record, that's where I left one of my flowers too.

And I don't doubt that guys would try to pick you up in Paris by the way. You're a major league catch. Even if you are Canadian.

i love sea doo's too!!

2008-08-21T18:06:00.000-07:00

especially the time that guy decided to spray my friends in the canoe and hit them by mistake. 2 of the girls died and 1 was a vegetable. i still see him driving around in his sea doo all the time. when i used to work at the marina i pulled a baby loon out of that guys impeller. i cant wait to buy one!!!

2008-06-29T05:58:00.001-07:00

am i part of your science experiment?

What I really, really want

2008-03-10T11:06:00.000-07:00

you're not allowed to cry anymore, it's cheating. You could make me jump off a cliff if you wanted to just by pouting your lips and crying and saying "sniff sniff, can you jump off that cliff for me please" .

Now I understand how you got whatever you wanted when you were a kid.

party hard

2008-01-29T08:03:00.000-08:00

I love YOU and wish I was with YOU and no one else, but you don't want that. What am I to do other than move on??? You should know more than anyone that sometimes when you party too hard you just aren't able to make intelligent decisions.

2008-01-29T07:57:00.000-08:00

Sleepy head, Just got in. I had fun too, and still a little bummed
about, you know what.

I thought you were still in my bed way after you left, I was even
playing with your hair, then you started purring and I realized it was
ketooch.

I need a green card

2008-01-07T07:40:00.000-08:00

Oh don't worry, you'll get your drinks. Once I'm done this video, I promise to buy you jack and cokes all night, though I must tell you, yager and coke is way better. My parents are from Hamilton, I just lived in New York till I was seven, okay heres a new deal, you get me a job at Much, I'll marry you, you get your green card, then you can work in New York, sound good? Good I'll call a priest.

ok

2008-01-03T13:11:00.000-08:00

You've made it painfully obvious that I am a lesser being than you....for my comment does not even deserve to be on your page........wow...I knew you where shallow or a bit of a snob......no offence...but I didn't think it was that bad..........I should have seen this coming a while from the get go...don't know why I bothered...guess I'm stubborn or I just don't take subtle hits very well....oh well...your obviously too cool to have any new friends....so have fun little miss I hate being italian!

2007-12-19T13:29:00.001-08:00

Hi it is I, ____ just want to say Hello. And I hit on you like hardcore, that is what my friends all say. I had a great time up there. I hope you have fun too. Can we keep in touch?

we're always right

2007-11-27T13:04:00.000-08:00

Dont you just hate it when girls are right. although i was drinking behind the bar tonight, i did miss your hilariously outrageous comments. i wish you had not asked me to come to vienna, cos i also hate feeling regretful but hey , c'est la vie. you missed out tonight though, got seriously drunk, with a couple of guys, just got home now.

its snowing now as im typing, cars everything blanketed in snow. tis great. however im sure you are having a great time in vienna starting off your newly found hobby of annoying bar men. this whole e mail prob doesnt make much sense but i like doing stupid things when im drunk.
speak fairly soon

-Jailbait

Pretty sly for McFly

2007-11-01T13:50:00.001-07:00

Sorry that this reply is about a subject that is no longer topical. If I had a De Lorean and a friend named Doc, maybe I'd go back in time and change that, but the fact of the matter is, not everyone can be Marty McFly. I'm sure my lameness was confirmed by my absence from the .... on Friday. Did I miss out on a great time? Or was it a lame-fest?

These are important questions, and I demand answers.
500 words or less, due by Tuesday morning.

getting the boot

2007-10-31T06:37:00.000-07:00

I want to kill myself right now, still hammered. I went home alone last night so sorry to break it to you but you're not pyschic, I may have been promiscuious in the past but, you're the only one that got my love the rest of them got booted out the door haha... I'm still drunk by the way, still true just saying.

the adjustment

2007-10-29T13:17:00.000-07:00

Today I woke up at about 9:00 and could swear that you were laying beside me. I was sure that I had just been kissed by you and we were doing that trying to sleep together thing that always turns into a romp in the sack. Anywho I was trying to get up at 9 but wanted to get back to being with you that I went back to sleep. Damn girl I miss you so, I can at times smell you, I don't know what it is but I can smell it and boy do I miss it.

at this point, all he is to me is content

2007-10-24T13:15:00.000-07:00

Hey,
The reason I didn't go to the BNO show on Friday wasn't because I didn't want to see you or, thought you'd quack at me all night, it's because it still hurts to even hear your name, let alone see you, combined with the chance that you might be there with some one, I just couldn't handle it.

I don't want these emails to be the last time we ever talk, I've put you through a lot of painful times and sad nights, and for what it's worth, I'm sorry.

.anti climactic.

2007-10-02T18:30:00.000-07:00

listen, i was just getting home from tonite and thought that i'd write you a quick message before i cuddled up into bed here... anyways i'm super sorry i didnt' get any of your calls and all... as soon as i got home from my grandmother's i ended up taking off with my friend ___.
so anyhow i'm just getting home here now and wishing i could have caught you at some point... but hopefully i can talk to you maybe sometime tomorrow..?? you should give me a call on your drive into your internship..?? maybe if you're not busy after we can hook up..?? well i'm not sure what you have planned for the weekend and all.. but give me a call i'd love to see you again... alright well i hope you're sleeping very sound... maybe.... maybe i miss seeing you... *teehee*... alright... well nite gorgeous. xoxo.

hi again‏

2007-10-01T12:18:00.001-07:00

hers a wierd e mail do like bre cheese its 12 am and im curious is that wierd ? lol im watching willow have u ever heard of that movie and if u have do u like it ?i love fantasy movies mostly because they bring u farther away from reality heres another one do u like the movie dark crystal ? lol i dont blame u most people havent heard of it but its a cool movie anyways i was just wondering drunken wierd emails from _______ lol ttyl cutie

thank you?

2007-09-28T13:54:00.000-07:00

Sweet Black Jesus on a moped!! You're what we "in the know" refer to as "turbo-hot".

If you're so inclined, I'd like to buy you a drink sometime. Yes, just for being so cute. Also, as part of my diabolical plan to get to know you better...

2007-09-26T12:27:00.000-07:00

word on the street is you're a free agent. congrats, you deserve better than that dirty dude.
look, i want to hang out with you sometime so let me know if you're interested. i know i am.
i also want to know how you're new job is going. remember, i care about you! hope you didn't forget.

talk soon?

2007-09-26T12:24:00.001-07:00

p.s. I love you, but I swear to christ you're pure evil.

he's drunk again and looking to score

2007-09-26T12:18:00.000-07:00

I went out thursday night and got serously drunk and your flirting techniques are somewhat questionable but funny nonetheless. i say this cos i tried the same on some unsuspecting girl, turns out it doesnt work that well on women, although i attempted to reassure her that i just needed my "fix" from flirting with her, unsurprisingly that was the last i heard of her that evening. must be that reputation that the male has acquired.
told you, you should have stayed another night and not gone scampering off to vienna. i like that porcelain god image, havent heard that before. im not surprised that they didnt get your sense of humour, it is a very acquired taste!!
tell you something i found funny, half the bar were reminiscing about you on thursday night, you have become a legend, myth if you will, to the bar, needless to say they all say "hi".
just out of interest, since you are a vegetarian, do you eat fish?

yours sincerly

-Jailbait

PS ive always wanted to finish off a letter with yours sincerly
PPS how about 2 boys and a girl for our kids?
PPPS I'll stop now

2007-09-11T13:36:00.000-07:00

at the moment of your passing, did you get an erection? did you think of sex, crushing popcans under your foot as a 6 y/o or eating sour cream 'n chives potatoes? you're busy as fuck ... i love that one ... how busy is fuck? why don't we meet thursday? or maybe friday ... and perhaps we'll just go for a romantic walk in moss park and watch the junkies punk up their veins with needle snot? mmmmm ... sexy ... i dunno what we'll do ... you know i'm in love with you, right?

I actually broke up with him...

2007-09-05T12:47:00.000-07:00

I only have one regret, one reason why all of this happened, and possibly the only excuse I have for acting they way I have, a way that I have never acted before...and that regret is breaking up with some one I was still in love with, and trying to convince myself that's what I wanted.

throwing in the towel

2007-08-27T13:52:00.000-07:00

Do you know how hard it is to have a person you care so much about and love, to tell you at least once (if not 5 times) every month for over a year, that you're a piece of shit? I can't please you, no matter what I do, no matter what I say, since we got together, it's always something no matter how hard I try you find something to scream at me for.

Maybe it's me, maybe I'm just a fuck up, I don't know but I've never had this problem with anybody else, regardless I can't do this anymore, I can't take it anymore. Think of all the times I've been in a situation where you've done something that hurts me, and how I've acted, I've talked to you about it, let you explain and said ok, trusted you and dropped it. Because I want you in my life for the good times, fighting is just stupid and a waste of time, life is too short for that bullshit. The good times we have are so so good, times I've never felt so happy so content, and that is what has kept me going, just for a couple more days like that. I want to be with you and be happy and enjoy life together, because what's the point of doing anything other than that.

I don't know what to do anymore I love you and care about you so so much but I can't keep going through this.

2007-08-14T18:47:00.000-07:00

you have a full green card permission to grind up on me anytime.
especially in the dirty streets where the real shit goes down.

Reason number 2442 not to make out with a german...

2007-08-01T11:31:00.000-07:00

I want ask then _____ and ______ will maybe visit you in summer if i could come too. Cause _______, _______ and I want perhaps take a trip from New York over Saint Louis to Chicago. After that little trip we´ll came to Toronto and look at you. Please say yes, honey and don´t break my heart.

J I´ll try to be really reserved honey.

With best wishes

*********

Wath a bad day!!!

Our boss "Willi-animal" (ofcause it´s not his real name) is so in a bad mood. I think he had a bad dream or eat something wrong. I don´t know. The day is so bad, I jelled at Sarah. Ok, she nervs but jelling. it´s not my thing. Our trainee would be fired today. Nice. I wonder why when everybody have one person to jelling every conflict between the others are gone? yesterday nothing to do and today you can´t look of paperwork. But that's not so bad then it´s not boring.

Hope for weekend. I´m so sexy. ißm soooooo sexy. ißm a sexy man, with my sexy body… I´ve baught me a tie. I´m so sexy.

cu sweetheart.

i'll miss you

2007-07-26T12:57:00.000-07:00

I couldn't give you your desires because they meant ignoring my own andmaking myself miserable, because many of your desires did not in any way consider me.

I know you know this deep down...i demand people to begood, honest and thoughtful of me...that is not too much to ask...butobviously its not what youi wish to give.

I know you could if youwanted...because you're too smart to not have the ability to care about people. Its a choice you make...which is the part that disappoints me themost.

I appreciate a lot of what you said in the letter despite its spitefultone...and I understand where you're coming from. I learn more everytime you open up to me...unfotunately the only time you share your feelings with me is at times like this.

I will think fondly of so much...but if I have one thing I want you totake from this, it is to please try and become more empathetic...you'll be so much better off. You can't live your life only for your latest whim...or else no one will ever care about you the way youwish they would...people aren't thoughtful if they don't receivethoughtfulness and consideration in return. Instead they act pained..and wounded...and scared. Like me.

I wish so much you could see that. I really do. You'll understand eventually...at least...I will hope that happens...and I wish I could know that person if she ever materializes... You're not a bad person...a dumb person...or a cruel person. But you area bitter, cynical person...and a world-weary person...and your baggage wasthrust upon you and you didn't deserve it. You deserve happiness...we all do.

I will not speak bad of you.
Its not my nature.
But I will miss you.

That's for sure.

your tiny hands, your crazy kitten smile

2007-07-26T12:54:00.000-07:00

i remember the second date we had, driving to thezoo, and you were peeling an orange for half the drive.my car smelt like oranges for days afterwards! i remember how long it took you to peel it and howcute you looked. i also remember you going on somerant for like 5 minutes, i thought you were going tochoke on your breath you were talking so much...andi remember just staring at you and being totallysmitten...and then you smiled after cause you knew iwas watching and enjoying it.

dude, i've never smelled anything worse...

2007-07-26T12:52:00.000-07:00

...than that incubating, used condom in my top drawer...holy fuck, let's hire some priests! priestlies.

i swear i thought some mutant babies would hatch inside of there...

crazy brain...err, train

2007-07-26T12:47:00.000-07:00

Get comfy..this is gonna be a barn burner...

First let me say you're the most fun, cute marmoset i've ever met and I heart you. :) So here's some facts that I want you to know i've been thinking about all day...

- Never have you ever expected me to do anything but care about you and be fun.

- You've never insulted who I am or made me feel bad for who i am...from day one on our marathon phone calls to you writing you're so cool on a cocktail napkin, to this very day you still make me feel so fucking cool.

- You are the one girl I've ever known who loved my crazy brain and all the silly jokes and what not that go with it.

- You've always supported my talents...always believed in me.

- You've shown me respect and valued my help every time I've given it to you. You showed that respect by coming to me first for any trouble you've ever had because you knew deep down I'd go to the wall for you. to the wall and beyond every time.

tell me you love me, come back and haunt me

2007-07-08T15:35:00.000-07:00

Hey,
I'm so sorry, I know we'll never talk again, my heart is broken, I miss you already, and hurting you will always be the most regretful thing I've ever done in my life. I want you to know from this point on I'll never lie to you ever again, I'm saying that just in case tens years down the road we might talk again. There's only one way I can do that I think, by telling you everything, also this is going to help take your heart break away because you'll realize that I'm not worth your tears.

When I said it only happen once with zoe I lied, it happened a couple of times.

I made out with three other girls randomly.

I made out with my x-girlfriend that night BNO played.

The only way I can explain why I did what I did, was because I thought you were doing it too. I have been fucked up ever since we broke up, I haven't been myself, and I've been doing things without thinking. I never cheated on you, and never was even tempted, you were my girl and no one compared. I love you, and always will, and I'll be here waiting for you, if you ever forgive me. Even if it's in 20 years. Maybe this was the only way it could end between us, and get us to move on, so I guess for you its for the best. If your ever bummed or lonely or feel sad, I want you to know there will always be some one thinking about you, some one still in love with you. Bye xxxxoooo

I would call you, but you know me, I can't speak about anything important without saying something stupid.‎

2007-06-15T07:35:00.000-07:00

Ok, so lately I've been stressing about you, I miss you, maybe it's because the __ are coming up or something but I just can't stop thinking about you. I just keep getting reminded of two things, how happy I was around this time last year, and how things are between us now, It's been bothering me for a while and I haven't been able to figure out what to do about it. Everytime I go into a bar, I think I'm going to walk in and see you with another dude, I'm sure you know how that goes, it's seriously the worst. That and I think about how much fun we had together, yeah we had our battles but we always made up for it with all our wacky adventures, I could list a hundred of them but some of my favorites would have to include, that scary ghost hotel in ___, pulling off the highway just to bang on our way back from ____, having sex at my highschool make out point, getting on a Ferris Wheel just to see if we could figure out a way to fool around on it, yeah ok so they all have to do with us banging in some way, so I loved having sex with my girlfriend, is that such a crime? getting kicked out of the bathroom at ____, or that time I ripped that huge wall unit off the wall when we were doing it in that hotel and it almost landed on your head, or the other time.. okay I'll stop. Basically You and I equal fun, it always has. We're like two kids when they get left home alone, just constantly trying to find mischief.

Anyway I was walking home last night, not really knowing what to do about it and I think I kind of figured it out. The truth is you're a very important person to me, I love you, I always have, I know I never said it, but I'm surprised if you didn't at least have your suspicions, I mean I know I'm a super good actor and all, but I'm not that good. and because of that in the end all I want is for you to be happy, even if that means, not with me (though that thought still makes me want to fight the world). That's it, that's what's most important, and the best way I can see for that to happen, is for me to just be as wicked/radical of a friend as I can be. So that's what I'm going to do, if you'll have me of course. xo

don't drink & dial

2007-06-15T07:33:00.000-07:00

I don't think you understand how hard it was for me to not drunk call you last night on my way home from the bar.

He's got the wrong Antonella...

2007-06-04T13:41:00.000-07:00

I would first like to say I'm glad I found you. If you are indeed Antonella Lombardi from Buenos Aires with blond hair that used to live in New York. I want to say I apologize whole heartedly for my part of "moving out". The truth is I cared about very much and I always have since I met you. You and your mother Rita were so nice to me inviting me in to your family, trying to make me a part of it. But at that time I just couldn't I wanted my freedom, to explore taste life and what not. I still do...but I'm more mature. I took your moms advise on many things...... But I've been haunted in this respect, the way I left in the middle of the night the arguments ect.. ect...I quite literally didn't know what I had until I had lost it.

You were warm with me when I first got to New York. and I was scared as hell, I really was. I've learned that venganza does not equal redemption. It just leaves you empty...I thought the world of your mom, she's intelligent, beautiful and very passionate about life. You should be very proud of her as I'm so sure you are, she had the guts to leave it all in Buenos Aires to start a new in New York USA a very "hard city" like she said and make a life. I sincerely hope she found that special some one.

Antonella Lombardi I guess since you probably won't respond I'll say this...I always liked you, very much,,I thought it was soo cool your music 60's style Bob Dylan and Punk your photography. I wanted to get in to or understand your world, find out who you are. I know you had great friends in BA and loves..I hope your ankle is healed from your fall of horse back I think you were playing polo or something or rather. and I hope you get on again. I have apicture of you in my head.Funny enough it's the black and white of you and your family,... your smiling I little photo i used to stare at when know one is looking.. Your gorgeous and always will be for me.

You know I really understand you must really hate me...it is a big regret of mine and I'll live with it. But I thought you ought to know how many nights I've been agonizing over the way things went in the end. And past behaviour is an indication of future behavior...however if you create new behaviour you create a new future. I have changed my life and I've seen a phycologist and I'm better. I was too "protected" and sheltered living in a cage and the freedom was too decadent.

I wanted to tell you who I really was but I had to be sure..I've been looking for sooo long to say forgive me.

I's me Alfredo your ex roommate when we lived in Riverdale NY.

Alfredo de Vela's my stage name.
PS Actually I really do have a Nikon and it's my little hobby.
PS: I'm nice and neat now jeje and I'm moving to Miami

God help me, I wish you well
Sorry Rita, Bye Bye Antonella
I love you guys.

Alfredo

three weeks later

2007-06-04T10:03:00.000-07:00

I didn't decide to call things off because you weren't available enough. i found you reasonably easy to read, which tells me that whether or not you were uncomfortable actually saying something, you were available enough to me that you weren't being guarded. That says a lot, and I appreciate it.

No, the point was that now is a difficult and messy time for you. when I added it up, it seemed inevitable that I would get drawn into a supporting role (based both on your need and my natural inclination) and would quickly find myself enmeshed in your life.

That, in itself, isn't a bad thing. I like you and I can easily see myself wanting to share a lot of your life at some point. What scared me off was that it looked likely to happen very quickly and I felt like I could get swallowed up whole by it.

If that seems pretty self absorbed of me, that's because it is. I've spent the last two years in therapy, digging around for all the information and perspective i need to assemble a robust and successful (not so) young man out of myself, and while I feel like I'm finally breaking through, everything seems so incredibly fragile to me right now, like it could all get blown away with any significant unscheduled change.

That's what scares me so much about getting involved with you right now. The idea that all that I've been waiting and hoping for could get blown away by a whirlwind of change and event that would totally throw me off my course.

It's nothing to do with *you*. I like you a lot. You're a wonderful warm person who has been really lovely to me. It's what your current circumstances that I want to stay out of.

Anyhow, this is all grist for Sunday brunch. But I just wanted to let you know right now in case you'd begun to think there was something wrong with you or something silly like that.

I hope you have a wonderful week.

you're pretty

2007-05-31T05:42:00.000-07:00

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Inebriated

2007-05-30T14:59:00.000-07:00

Hi _________,

It seems as though things said while under the influence of alcohol don't transend to times when in better judgement. I'm not sure whether or not you even remember our last conversation, but the just of it has not held true. You said a lot of things that seemed genuine at the time, but actions do speak louder than words. You said that I had been a big part of your graduating year and that we "were" friends, that you wanted me to come to your graduation that you held me in the deepest regard. It seems as though those were just words... I'm not sure why you would not keep your promise to reiterate our conversation when better heads would prevail, that you would simply call me when you weren't drunk and ask me again. You said that it was difficult to ask, but I told you that I would come, all you had to do was ask. I hope that this can be resolved in one way or another, but I require you put forth an effort, to simply ask, that's all I want.

Patiently waiting,
___________

pulling a heavy

2007-05-25T10:50:00.000-07:00

By the way,
I'm not one for pulling a heavy, so here is what I feel about Sunday night, the straight up facts. I have put them in bullets to make them clear.

- I think so far you and I have an awesome friendship
- We are both way too boy/girl crazy to actually date each other
- Sunday was so fun
- You should apologize for giving me blue balls on Monday.
- We are way too attractive, smart and funny for our own good and as of late, geniuses in bed
- You have an open invitation if you ever want a repeat of Sunday, anytime.
- Feel free to agree of disagree with any of them.