Pretty sly for McFly

Sorry that this reply is about a subject that is no longer topical. If I had a De Lorean and a friend named Doc, maybe I'd go back in time and change that, but the fact of the matter is, not everyone can be Marty McFly. I'm sure my lameness was confirmed by my absence from the .... on Friday. Did I miss out on a great time? Or was it a lame-fest?

These are important questions, and I demand answers.
500 words or less, due by Tuesday morning.