you're not allowed to cry anymore, it's cheating. You could make me jump off a cliff if you wanted to just by pouting your lips and crying and saying "sniff sniff, can you jump off that cliff for me please" .
Now I understand how you got whatever you wanted when you were a kid.
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- Have you ever been dumped via email? Yeah, well, we have and it sucked. But it also inspired us to write a book called Electronic Male.
In the meantime take comfort in these emails sent to other girls - just like you.
We'd also love to hear from you so don't be scared to send us your sweetest or most heartbreaking emails. Hey, at least it wasn't a post-it note...
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