miles away

Sorry it took me so long to write you back. My only excuse for this is my tragic, rare condition that makes it really hard for me to reply to emails from incredibly attractive girls from Canada. It also causes my first paragraph to be nauseatingly cheesy.

To answer your question, the reason it's so hard to find work in this country is because it's run by idiots, and those idiots have ruined our economy, and job market, and now there's gonna be an apocalypse, and we're both gonna have to form a biker gang that hijacks fuel tankers to survive...based on what know about apocalypses, anyway.

Speaking of screenings, In the 1 in 100,000 chance you're in Vegas right now, you should come to the Palms with me tomorrow for the premiere of Thor at the Bus Stop!

Alright, well, hopefully you'll respond slightly faster than I did. It was good hearing from the pretty girl I talked to on the phone for two hours like 4 years ago.

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