pick up lines don't work - stick to your literary references

I like the Natural History Museum. I like to walk in and imagine Holden Caulfield was there only minutes before - erasing all the fucks in the Egyptian section (Bonus literary reference!)

As for the other reference: I said that my friend and I narrowed down your sexual proclivities (peccadillos?) as either a) whips, chains, leather, diamond encrusted dildos - you know, the kind of stuff we ALL have in our bottom drawers - or b) dressing up as a cat. You snuffed out the chains so that meant there was only one answer left.

You know what I just thought of? I just thought of the most interesting pick up line ever. I'm going to save it.

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